We all know that song we hear around Christmas time a thousand times on the radio. The one that really isn't about Christmas but for some reason it is always dubbed a Christmas song. "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes..." Why blue? Why can't it be PINK satin sashes. Or PINK velvet sashes....
Girls in LEATHER dresses with PINK velvet sashes
Anyway. So I have a few favorite things as do many people. Mine may be a lot like others and some may be like, "Um, Wha??"
SO the top favorite thing is
1. PINK. Yes, pink. It is the bestest color in the whole wide world. It is a happy color. A color of love a color of flamingos, a color of lips a color of hips... ok. That is weird but it rhymed and if you think about it, hips ARE kind of a pink fleshy color and I like hips because who doesn't. Hips help you walk, hips help you dance, hips help you.. um, well. Enough about hips. PINK. That is where I was going. PINK is a wonderful thing. And I loved it long before Steven Tyler did!
He does explain it well though, and he uses his hips!
2. Sparkles. Sparkles just make my eyes light up. There is NOTHING that doesn't look better if you add sparkles. Hell, even POOP would look better with sparkles and lucky for you if you want to brighten up the toilet, there is now an option for you...
And you could end up pooping rainbows just like our friends the unicorn!!
3. Sweat pants. Sweat pants are the most amazing creation in the history of clothing EVER. I feel bad for my husband. As soon as I get home from work, the first thing I do is put on my sweatpants. Nothing says, "Hey honey. Wanna make out?" quite like my worn out brownish, green sweatpants that are three sizes too big for me. But putting on my sweatpants is as awesome of a feeling as taking off my bra! (I do that too when I get home from work, so not only do I look like a homeless woman in my sweatpants, but I also look like a braless homeless woman who needs to sleep for about a month!)
4. Goats. Many of you know my obsession with goats. (its not a SICK obsession for those of you who live with their heads in the gutter.) Its a healthy obsession of watching those cute little faces and seeing those adorable little wagging tails and hearing them make those ridiculous noises and seeing them FAINT!!! Goats are just the funniest damn animals ever created by the big man upstairs. He decided that life was going to be serious enough so he threw in these hysterical little creatures who can faint and stick out their tongues and run around like lunatics to make everyone laugh.
if you don't laugh, there is something wrong with you.
and number 5. COFFEE. It is a slight addiction for me. Coffee is the first thing I need to see when I open my eyes. Yeah, I am not one of those moms that says, "I need to snuggle my little angels first thing in the morning before I can function." SCREW YOU! You are a LIAR. I need my coffee before I can even think of speaking to anyone, especially my KIDS! There is just something so magical about waking up to the smell of that coffee-licious aroma and the first sip of the delightfulness called coffee. Coffee is the ONE thing that will never ever be missing from my house. We may be living on plain cooked noodles and peanut butter on bread without even any jelly but I will ALWAYS have a full supply of coffee. Add a lil pumpkin spice to that coffee and I am the happiest woman in the world. If for some crazy, ridiculous and INSANELY DANGEROUS reason I do NOT have my coffee in the morning, steer clear. It will not be a pretty situation. There is no talking. NO smiling and definitely no dealing with life without my coffee.
SO There you have it. My top 5 favorite things that I love. Notice there are no whiskers on kittens or brown paper packages tied up with string...( the only brown paper packages tied up with string I like are the brown paper bags from the liquor store with a cheap bottle of wine in them).
Happy Saturday all!